Satire

The Belladonna

I Am In A Toxic Relationship With My Walgreen’s Pharmacy

McSweeney’s

Your Townie Neighbor Providing Directions In Your Rapidly Gentrifying Neighborhood

MockMom

Winter Toddler Activities That Will Take Less Time Than Getting Him Into His Snowsuit

Points in Case

Yet Another Democratic Debate Drinking Game

Reductress

Prime Day Sales! These On-Trend Shoes Are Worth Strutting Across a Picket Line

Dripping Wet Work Hairstyles That Say ‘I’ll Be Quitting Next Month’

How to Get out of A Roller Derby Game So You Can Stay Home And Eat Peanut Butter Out of The Jar

Business Casual Hats That Are Just As Professional As Brushing Your Hair

Cold-Weather Skirts That Mumble Incoherently About Your Shyness

Blazers to Hide That You Couldn’t Zip Your Power Dress Without Help

Is Your Tampon Size Preference Emasculating Him?

Tips for Subtly Teaching Your Daughter to Marry Rich

My Lumbersexual Left Me for a Basic Birch

Post Mid-Summer Pre-Fall Season: Ensembles For The Third Week of August

Things Every Hairdresser Wants to Talk About

View at Medium.com